i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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