you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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