...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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