i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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