There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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