i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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