Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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