plz talk dirty to me
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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