I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
