Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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