I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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