do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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