why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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