Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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