What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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