I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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