meet me or not, i'm out of control
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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