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WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill

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(763): View more from Minnesota

i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina

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(804): View more from Virginia

"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to

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(970): View more from Colorado

I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...

(910): View more from North Carolina

It's inspiring.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall

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(256): View more from Alabama

He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer

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