i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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