why didn't you poke me back
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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