Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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