C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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