he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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