I wish I could punch you in the face.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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