if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It's official drugs can't kill me
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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