You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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