Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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