come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She's the barista slut.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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