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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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