i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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