why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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