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wtf. i just found you're porn stash.

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u like it?

(937): View more from Ohio

NOT THE POINT.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like

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(812): View more from Indiana

This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.

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(404): View more from Georgia

It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?

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(714): View more from California

I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day

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(206): View more from Washington

I'm wearing men's underwear

(425): View more from Washington

I don't know what to do with that information...

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