Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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