I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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