How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Randomize
