Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
a search helicopter?!
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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