my soul wont recognize me after tonight
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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