Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Duck Duck Cougar?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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