eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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