If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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