just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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