Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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