What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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