I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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