I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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