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I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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