what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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