I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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