he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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