would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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