What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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