i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Randomize