I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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