i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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