Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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