it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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