I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize
